- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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News:Little boy found dead in old man's white van. Turns out the old man goes to the store and when he comes back the little boy chokes on an apple.

What do you call a gynochologist named John? John

What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

Uh Oh you just fell, So, So I've got one thing to say to you, And what's that Don't fall it gets you down!!!!!!!!

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

irish man drinking john smiths

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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