- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

it was all Tagart

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

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