- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

What did the Asian say after he had a nightmare? Nothing his nightmare was actually reality and a dishwasher fell on him and killed him.

why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

Why did the airplane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot.

Ich bin nicht der Anführer

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

guess what>? your mum lol

How do you scare a black man? You dont

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

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