A man walks into a bar later at night & the bartender says how was your day the man replies "well I found out my mom is a raging crack addict, my grampa has alzheimer's & i have terminal cancer" how was yours the bartender says "I found out im Hitlers lost son".

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

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How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

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rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

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Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

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if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

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What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

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Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

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how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

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How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

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what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

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What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

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1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

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I don't get it

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Why did the car drink Slurpies? I don't know. Why? Doorknob. Carl was unsure on what his friend, Frank meant when he told his joke, but then again who IS sure? Frank is the only one who truly knows what happened that day on August 13th 2010 when his mother came over for a surprise visit to her son's house just as Frank was heading out the door about to get in his truck and buy groceries, unaware that his mother was standing outside and bending over to ring the door bell not to expect Frank opening the door with his quick and violent actions thus hitting his mother in the face as the door swung open. Frank hadn't known his mother was at his house nor even remembered him but there she was, past out bleeding to death on his front lawn. It was Frank's fault that day, when his mother past away and reason why Frank hides his anger through his jokes. If only he hadn't opened that door he tells himself every night. Now he's cursed himself with his odd humour of using doorknobs as punchlines to hide his grief of his loss. And with that, Carl replies; Ummm.... I don't get it.

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A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

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"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

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A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

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What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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