What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

Heskey time.

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

What do you call a man with no legs or arms trying to ski? Impossible.

11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

ALCATRAZ IS REOPENED!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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