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Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

Albert <3 Hunter

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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