penis. nuff said.

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What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

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Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

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What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

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What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

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Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

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How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

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Why did the girl need a peice of gum after spending 20 minutes parked in the truck with her boyfriend? Because she had spent the last 20 minutes eating sweets, which she couldnt let her mom know she had eaten because her mom calls her fat everyday even though she only weighs 110 pounds, and forces her to only eat vegetables.

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What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

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Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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