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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

binladin walks into the american seals

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

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