I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Neil is a reterd.

Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

Then none of us want to be right.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

The duck didn't cross the road.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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