Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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