why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

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Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

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when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

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Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

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In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

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What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

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Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow". Tragic.

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What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

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Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

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I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

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How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

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Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

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Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

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roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

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ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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