what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

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Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

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whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

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Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

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If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

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Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

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a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

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what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

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Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

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Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

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What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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