a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

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Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

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How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

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A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

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What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

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Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

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How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

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What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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*knock knock* i have diarrhea

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A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

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Uh Oh you just fell, So, So I've got one thing to say to you, And what's that Don't fall it gets you down!!!!!!!!

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Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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