Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

What does the color 9 smell like? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

Nobody cares maddie!

Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

Why doesn't God answer prayers? God does answer prayers, but He does not want you to have everything you want just by asking it, He wants you to work for what you have, everything happens for a reason. ... Nah, it's because God does not exist.

Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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