Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

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guess what>? your mum lol

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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

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"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

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What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

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What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

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What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

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Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

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What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

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whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

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Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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