- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

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