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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

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