A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

Seven

Woman rights.

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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