Yo mama's so fat, she weighs 283 pounds.

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What did the homeless man say to bill gates? Nothing he was about to die.

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Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

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What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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roses are red violets r blue jump off a building no one likes u

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

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What has two legs? Half a cat

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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Why'd the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a bus.

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800 people died last year. end of story

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What do cows in Africa say? Moo

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How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

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What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

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Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

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What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

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You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

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whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

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Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ *slams door*

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Q: What cat walks on two feet? A: Garfield Q: What mouse walks on two feet? A: Mickey Mouse Q: What duck walks on two feet? A: Donald Duck? A: No, all ducks you dipshit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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