Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Knock knock! Just kidding.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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