- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

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