- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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