- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

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