What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

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Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

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roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

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How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

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What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

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dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

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What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

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How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

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whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

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What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

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why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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