- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

Knock knock Fuck off!

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

Giant scorpions, red roses, adoption, the holocaust, bars, changing light bulbs, and fridges.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

why did the boy drop the ball. he was shot in the head.

why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

Why did the man run away from the woman? He forgot his rape kit.

A bloke walked in to a bakers shop and asked for a loaf of bread. Certainly sir, said the assistant, white or brown?...it doesn't matter, answered the man, I've left my bike outside

A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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