- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first? Give us the bad news first, the parents reply. Your baby has red hair, says the doctor. Well whats the good news, ask the parents. It’s dead.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

Where did the drunk Mother drive? Back to the Bar because she forgot her Baby.. Except she left it left it on the roof of the car...

What is white and can fly? A fridge that can't fly.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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