Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

Gay rights.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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