- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

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How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

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