It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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women's rights.

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I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

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Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

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Whats 1+1? window!

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Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

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Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

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America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

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Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

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What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

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Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

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A man with Tourette's syndrome walks into a bar. Because of his disease, he shouts unexpected profanities across the room, and everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the humiliation anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom, pulls out a gun, and points it at his head. His wife walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and he notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to make. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. Shocked and afraid, he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentenced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man still suffers from Tourette's and cannot control his ticks and rots in jail. He continues to scream random obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

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How many blondes did it take to screw in the lightbulb? Just one. She did a fine job.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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