How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

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Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

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what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

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What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

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your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

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Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 12 shots. "8?" Asks the bartender, to verify he had heard correctly. He feels unsure of giving the man 12 shots but does so anyways due to his financial situation and he hopes for a generous tip. Afterwards, the man kills 9 people in a car crash due to his level of intoxication and the bartender seeps into depression due to his feeling of guilt.

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guess what? bannanas

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A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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Why did Obama give a speech? Because he is the president and people look up to him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

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Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

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my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

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Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

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What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

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What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

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rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

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There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

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Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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