- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there?! Michelle Bachman.

Q: What do you call a person up to their elbows in a horse's ass? A: An Amish auto mechanic. (this gem brought to you by Designated Dale)

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks why the long face? the horse, incapable of understanding any human dialect, promptly shits on the floor and leaves

What comes after 23? 24.

How do you get a clown off a swing? You kill him with an axe

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

What's worse than rain on your wedding day? You scheduling your wedding to be held on an aircraft carrier on december 7th 1941.

... a man has made himself a poop sandwich , refused to eat it and threw it away because it disgusted him ....

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Refrigerator

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

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