Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

Why are white people white? I don't know

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

How about that airline food?

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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