A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

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What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

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My Butthole.

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Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

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What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

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dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

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What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

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What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

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the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

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What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

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There was a blonde, brunette and red head driving in a car. The car breaks down so the three of them decide to walk. So the red head takes water bottles, the brunette takes food and the blonde took the car. The red head asked the brunette why she was taking the food, the brunette said "incase i get hungry i can eat" then the brunette asked the red head why she brought water the red head said "incase i get thirsty i can have a drink. Then the brunette asked the blonde why she brought the car the blonde said "to drive home".

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How did the boy break his hand? He slammed it in a car door.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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Yesterday I saw a blind man walking down the street, I asked if he needed help and he said "I'm fine thanks." Later on I saw a deaf man walking down the street and asked if he needed help. He didn't hear me, he then fell off the curb and was hit by a car.

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Q. What's worse than 9/11? A. That one shark jumping episode of Happy Days.

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Did you hear the one about the flying turtle? No? Okay I'll tell you about it. So one day there was a flying turtle. His name was Larry and he was a turtle that can fly. However, nobody believed that Larry can fly and he wanted to prove it. So the next day George, who was a flying octopus, called Jerry on his cell phone and told him a story about a Larry. Jerry, who was a media reporter, was so offended by his story and called the police. Question: What did the police say? Nothing because it was a made up story

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Bill: Hey Scott, do you have the time? John: My name is John, you must have mistaken me for someone else. Bill: Oh. I apologize for the inconvenience. John: No problem. By the way, the time is 3:34. Bill: I don't actually need the time, me and Scott just have this inside joke of me asking the time when we both very well know that he refuses to wear a wristwatch. John: Alright

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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