Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

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Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

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Albert <3 Hunter

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What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

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What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

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One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

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Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

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Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

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whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

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It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

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my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

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A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

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Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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