What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

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What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

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What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

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Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

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Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

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Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

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nickel back

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

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guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

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Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

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A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

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Neil is a reterd.

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Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

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The diamond one below is hilarious.

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Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

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When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

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Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Q:Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: he isn't because 6 and 7 are both concepts that cannot have fear like a living being

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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