- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

God is real.

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

What do black people eat? Food.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

j.p. is dumb

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

Sloths

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

Chris is hairy

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

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