What did the black man say to the jew and the blonde girl as they walked to the car. Shotgun.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken had just escaped from the slaughterhouse where he witnessed the brutal decapitation of his entire family and in his heightened emotional state was unable to map out a safer and more sensible route.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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What's long and black? A black hockey stick.

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Charlie, Charlie the drunk guinea pig! OUR BEST FRIEND!!! Angel Charlie: I'm already dead yah poof!!! Butt cancer killed me.....

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Who has two thumbs and is happy? This girl! You're a girl?

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

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*prepares this to get negative votes*

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

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What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

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What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

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For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

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Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

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What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

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In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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