Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

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Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

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whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

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knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

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A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

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What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

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A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

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What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

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A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

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I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

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two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

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It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

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What is green and slow Grass.

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whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

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How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

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Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

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Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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