- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

who is really lanky? james cornish

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

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How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

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