What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

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What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

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why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

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knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

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Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

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How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

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Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

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Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

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Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

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why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

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You sick fiend

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Poker face

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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