Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

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Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

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Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

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how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

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What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

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What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

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What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

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What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

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What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

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4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

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I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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