When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

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What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

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What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

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A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

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A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

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there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

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Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

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What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

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What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

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Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

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Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

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What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

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a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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