- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

Take part of what?

A black man walks out of a police station

Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

Whats 1+1? window!

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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