- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

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