Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

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What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

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Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

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why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

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Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

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When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

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My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

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Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

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Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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What do you call white trash Garbage

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

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What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

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Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

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