1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

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A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

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Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

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what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

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Andoni was here

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Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

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What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

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What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

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Error 37.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

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Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

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Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

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A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

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Q: What's worse than your parents dying in a car crash? A: You were in the backseat and saw your mother plead your father to slit her throat witht he broken glass because her legs were brushed and a windshield wiper was shoved in her kidney. As you stared on in pure horror, your father did as she asked with much contemplation. An ambulance arrives moments later. In the hospital, you tell your dad that you hate him for killing mom. You run away and he dies overnight due to heart failure. Yo suffered paralysis and now and are confined to a wheelchair for the rest of your natural life and are sent away to a born-again foster care home where you are never adopted.

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How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the ground

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ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

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A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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