- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

What did the alcoholic say to the blind man? Nothing. But he beat his wife and kids savagely.

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

An man walks to a bra

Guy and Jar of Chunky Peanut Butter Guy; "Hey you're chunky" Peanut Butter; "I know"

Why do sharks swim in salt water? Pepper water makes them sneeze! Why do whales swim in salt water? They can't survive in fresh water.

Knock Knock. The doors unlocked you can come in. The two men have a nice conversation while enjoying a couple of beers and then order a pizza because they get hungry.

what did the dead guy say to the boy? nothing he is dead.

A black person dies.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 was having illicit sexual relationships with 9, of which 6 knew about, but was afraid to inform his wife, 8, who 7 stepped over to get to 9.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the mountains? A: Bear food.

Roses are red Violets are blue this doesn't rhyme i like trains.

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