Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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Denard Robinson

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David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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I farted and it smells like rotten ham with melted cottage cheese now dislike this please.

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Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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What do Black people call their fathers? Dad.

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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Why are there cookie's in the jar? 'Cause I put cookies in the jar

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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Rivals? Someone from the past? Erron, who is "WE"! Tell me now!

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Wgat did the umpire say to the asian batter? Foul ricebowl!

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Why did Larry drop his suitcase? Because he had no arms. A) Knock knock, B) Who's there? A) Not Larry

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-Knock Knock - Who's there? - Child Protective Services, we have multiple reports of you abusing several of your children...

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why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

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What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

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Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

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Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

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What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

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what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian pastry with tomato sauce, cheese and other toppings and the other is a human being.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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