what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

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Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

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why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

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How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

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Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

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How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

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A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

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I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

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Your mom is so ugly that she had self-esteem problems and severe depression as a teenager due to merciless bullying due to her looks, however she overcame this, found a man who loved her for who she was, and then married him. She now lives a happy life.

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what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? a jew is a member of a religion called Judaism, they're generally tall and have curly hair, however not in all situations is this true. They celebrate Chanukah and passover and many other holidays. Pizza is an italian dish, it's round, has red sauce and cheese on it and is pretty tasty.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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A guy walks into a bar, unfortunately for him, he walked in on a huge bar fight and managed to get the hell knocked out of him as he entered the door.

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Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

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Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

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Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

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trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

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THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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