What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

... Chan chan

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

A man walks into a bar, then he leaves and goes home

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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