a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

what is worse than a guy pissed?

Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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