All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

Women's rights

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

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