- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

What happens if you don't use a condom? The person you are sleeping with may get pregnant or contract some kind of STI or STD. In worse cases you or your partner may contract HIV or possibly AID's.

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