- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

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the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

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A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

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