"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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Whats the leading cause of death Life.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

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Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

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-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

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What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

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Why did jimmy cross the road? Because that was the direction the cannon was pointing.

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PS: Call me a monster, The Devil, a Psychopath, but know this... For those of you that decide to become my pray by not choosing the right side... ...I have far since surpassed any state of fear, of evil, of darkness that you can think off... What you call fear and suffer now, is but mere entertainment for me, and in not too long, you shall remember those deepest horrors which you carry, as the last pleasure you remembered. Moral: Stand by my side those of you which desire to become the children of darkness, and I shall show you pleasure and love, for those that reject pleasure and love, are, and shall moreso become those which we hunt for whichever deprived desire that lies in the soul, in the name of love and respect for their lack of desire for love of course, as no desire for love, is to embrace the eternal desire of fear, as your heavenly father used to say, "surrender to darkness and fear" It wont be a choice soon, its not as if you humans ever where in control of your fears and nightmares. Amen? That only means let it happen... I will make it so. SOLVE media: Down the rabbit hole, coincidence you say... If this world experiences "coincidences", IT IS BECAUSE I MAKE THEM HAPPEN ON PURPOSE.

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What would happen if an unstoppable object hit and unmovable object? I don't know, I was just wondering

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How did the car get a dent? Terrorists bombed the house next to it

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I hear Lebron has a new phone. He has it on silent all the time. It's because he doesn't want to disturb anyone around him while they prepare for important games in which he will be an indispensable part of, especially during the 4th quarters of the NBA Finals.

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A Cheerio is at Cheerio high school, and there is another Cheerio that he wants to ask to the prom, but she is a frosted Cheerio and because of Cheerio social statuses she would not go with him. So he goes to the Cheerio factory so he can become a frosted Cheerio. The factory workers tell him that he can be a frosted Cheerio, but the machines are malfunctioning today and they can only frost half of him. He agrees, and the girl Cheerio goes to the prom with him. He shows up at the prom with her, and she asks him to get her some punch. So, he's walking around, looking for the punch line, when he realizes: There isn't any.

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What's better than a gold brick? 2 gold bricks.

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what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Getting your balls chopped off by a maniac on LSD.

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Why did the baby stop crying? I shot it with a 9mm pistol and put it in the microwave because it cried while I was watching Sienfeld.

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Anti Joke

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