- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

What's 1+1? 69.

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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