- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

Allah walked into AK Bar

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

knock knock come in

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

Amanda Knox walks home free.

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