- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

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Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

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