There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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