A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

Adam Chebali is awesome

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

why did the blue berry cross the road

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

You are joking right?

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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