Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

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While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

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Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

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Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

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CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$$$$bOoBiEs

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What do you call an arab ?

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Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

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"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

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An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

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How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

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2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

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A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

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Anti Joke

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