- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

what will you never loose if you play world of warcraft your verginity

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

A van drives into a car.

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

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What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

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