Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

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A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

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Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

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A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

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Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

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An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

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So, this cheerio is in love with a beautiful frosted cheerio. He asks her on a date. She says no, because she only dates other frosted cheerios. So the cheerio works really hard at his job and is promoted to a honey-nut cheerio. So he asks her out again. She says no because she only dates frosted cheerios. So he works even harder and is made a frosted cheerio. He asks her out again and she accepts. 4 months later after a relationship built on trust and understanding they are married and live a long and fullfilling life together.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

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A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

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What city likes baseball the most? New York

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-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

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What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

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Your face is hilarious.

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Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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