- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

Q: How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? A: 2, one to hold the light bulb and the other to turn the ladder

Why didn't susie use the jump rope She had no arms, replied carl No, susie doesn't like using jump ropes replies the mother

Little Anny fell on a sidewalk. Why isn't she crying? 'Cause I've thrown her out off the tenth floor.

What's the name of Hellen keller's dog? She doesn't have a dog, she's blind and deaf and would not be able to give it the adequate amount of care. Additionally, it's morally reprehensible to make fun of Helen Keller.

Knock knock Who's there The police The police who? Ma'am your son is dead

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

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Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get for you?" The man replies, "a drink"

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

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