- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

why did you poop because you are a poop

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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