how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

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Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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How did the fat guy survive the air crash? He was he was astronomically and improbably lucky.

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What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

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What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

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your so fat. your fat!

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

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why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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