- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

Yock

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

your mom is so annoying that she has no freinds and lives alone crying every night about how her children abandoned her

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

THe Election

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

How will the world end? That information is unknown

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

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