Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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Why did the black guy cross the street? Because his master ordered him to

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Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

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A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

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What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

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Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

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What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

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ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

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five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

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Justin Bieber.

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Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

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Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

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Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

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60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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Yo Mama just died.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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Where's my baby??

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

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