2 black kids walk into school

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

The word "Walter" is never funny.

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

How do you scare a black man? You dont

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

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