why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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