- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy: Roses are red, violets are blue, you're beautiful and sexy too. Girl: Roses are red violets are blue, how many girls have you told that to? Guy:... Girl: Exactly.

I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The fact that you actually took time to read this cynically hypnotizing answer that you cannot seem to stop reading even though you know that this sentence is just a clever run to show the epitomy of the anti joke. ha-ha.

There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't.

A woman is hit by a car. Thankfully she manages to survive, but the driver is fined a lot of money for speeding.

A priest, a jew, and a pirate walk into a bar. An exchange of dialogue occurs with the bartender and hilarity ensues.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

black chicken. kfc

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

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